Everyday I'm chucklin'

Everyday I'm chucklin' This is my second blog, purely to make myself smile.

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

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ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

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50shadesofwinchester:

accioslothsplease:

maravenus:

I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective

The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece

what about when he has to kill dumbledore 

"what's cum?"

Asked by Anonymous

oomshi:

assgod:

C is for Cocks that shoot it all over
U is for you and me
M is for my mouth begging for it anytime
Down here on each bruising knee

image

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marguerite26:

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Now in Theaters and IMAX.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but if this isn’t how this scene goes I’m going to be pissed.

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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glowcloud:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

can somebody break this and give it to some real live kids who are actually starving right now

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glowcloud:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

can somebody break this and give it to some real live kids who are actually starving right now

legentis:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
ok.

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legentis:

craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”

ok.

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

Am I the only one that was expecting him to do the S thing …

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catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

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shiny-things-i-found:

dreamrunnercarnival:

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

are you satan

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

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